Choice of Two !!

My mate came into the pub looking REALLY miserable ! "Whats up Mate ?" says I !
"My girl has walked out , and taken ALL my Bob Marley collection AND the Satellite Dish!"
BAD News ! No Woman , No Sky !


Or one for the intellectuals !

Rene Descarte goes out for a meal . After the Three Course Dinner the Waiter says " M'sieu Descarte , will you take Cognac?"
Descarte ponders . and says " Cognac ? I Think not!" and vanishes .