Woke up this mornin' still livin' in Virginny
Down 'long the Shenandoah and I got a double chinny
Ain't got no money and my life is a mess
Now the doc is tellin' me I got that IBS
Oh I got the headachin', gut hurtin', cain't git out of Virginny      
                         bluuuueees....

Just do what the doc tells ya, okay?