Awake, awake you sleepy sons of Mom!
Cast off your dull conviction and aplomb!
Shed all the habits of your daily stress
And give yourself to Mom, and to BS!!

Throw off the chains of ordinary datum,
And if you need some data, why create 'em!
The weight of common sense, too, cast away
And with the MOAB crew give o'er to play!!

Gandolvius Magister III
Ditties for Halfwits
Alice Springs, 1949