On account of mah hammer-toes, cain't wear no shoes,
Can't go to union meetin's even tho' Ah paid mah dues.
Lord, lord, I surely hate them
West Virginia Irritable Bowel Syndrom Blueeeees, yeah, yeah...


Nair mine none, Bobert. Y'all come on down to thuh Getaway and we'll de-irritate you head to toe.



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