Dave went to a shop down in Crewe
Asked the man "have you got a kazoo"
The man said "son don't be absurd
"That's the daftest thing that I've heard"
He took Dave round the back
And he gave him a smack
Poor David's request was denied

Dave said to the man, "yes I know"
But my musical skills are quite low
I just want to sing and to play with a thing
Please help me, please do what you can
The man knew what to do
He'd met quite a few
So he promptly sold Dave a Bodhran