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Thread #123385   Message #2716280
Posted By: Donuel
04-Sep-09 - 02:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: The NEW 10 commandments
Subject: BS: The NEW 10 commandments
George Carlin was able to condense them all down to one which was well reasoned and true.

I see another set of "unwritten" commandments being imposed on the world and especially American politics.
It has been in place for some time but C Street scandels and the culture media wars have made them more transparent.




ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before religious authority who work for rich and vengeful.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.' (We just threw this one in to aboish any art or speech that challenges corporate authority)

THREE: 'You shall take the name of the LORD to justify all of your needs and wants.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it profitable.'

FIVE: 'Honor and obey the rich and vengeful'

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'All of the above do not apply to the rich and vengeful but it is highly recommended to contract out 6-9.'






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