Oh, and a happy one to ya, Rita, and if I might say, yer not lookin' a day over 17 to me...
BTW, someone here is Sept. 5th other than Rita, me and the Spawzer... So fess the heck up before it's too late!!! I will find you if it takes me a hunnert years fir gettin' me in the mess... I swear I will... I'll track you down like a bllodhound... Get my ass in this kinda pickle on my friggin' birthday, will ya... Yeah, if I gotta get Charlie Chan and Boston Blackie we're gonna finda ya... Like that Northwest Mounty we'll bring you to justice... I don't care if yer draggin' a diaylsis machine from cave to cave in the back woods of Wes Ginny... I know all them caves... Ha... I know caves that bats don't even know about... Make a fool outta me on my birthday, will ya??? Hey, I got connections... Ya' ever hear of Jimmy Trafficant??? Well, hell no ya' ain't... Don't mess with Texas 'er a hillbilly... Right there in the Bible...