twas a dark and stormy night and the sun was shining bright
and the roses dipped their petals in the mud
and the doctors they decided that to save poor Willie's life
they must stop the circulation of the blood

So they dipped his little head
in a pot of molten lead
and they laid my little Willie down to rest
and some robbers came than night
and they came without a light
and they stole the mustard plaster off his chest

No more to tease the pussy cat
or to pull her little fur
or to pull her little ears and tail
or to rub her little nose on the red hot kitchen stove
since they laid my little Willie down to rest
HE KICKED THE BUCKKK-EEETTTT!