"True Brits support our troops, they don't burn our flag, they don't leave parcels on buses or tube trains, if you want to live in Britain,accept British traditions. If you settle in the UK, accept the British way of live, if you want to roast goats at the back of your house or sell guns or drugs and annoy those living around you with jungle music, then go home if you miss that way of life."

Wonderful stuff - you couldn't make it up, could you? You can just see this twat turning red in the face, eyeballs bulging, spouting this crap as we all sit around eating a damn good curry and wetting ourselves with laughter as she makes a complete arsehole of herself.

Come on, let's have some more, please.