Just unearthed a homemade CD of Fish recordings made by an SCA friend of my daughter Andie. These recordings were possibly made at SCA events as there is audience banter and someone (presumably SCA queen) saying "you have our permission to put this on the internet." at the beginning of song "This Is Not the Way to Get Laid."

Now I have transcribed lyrics for my own personal use, but I wonder, does any one possibly know the song?

It could be a filk.

I would like guitar chords for it.