Oh... dunno if I mentioned this on any other threads... my memory is as bad as... ahhh...

Dalhousie School of Medicine in Halifax will accept your remains, keep them no longer than three years, pay all costs for cremation and shipping to wherever.

Sounds like a bargain to a smart shopper like me.

Plus, you can get your ass shipped to where they allow you to NOT pay a funeral home $$$ for burial. Here in my province, you GOTTA pay the bastards big $ for fuck all... you GOTTA be buried. Bro paid big bucks to be "buried" less than frost deep next to a bunch of bog spruce. Fookin thieves.