thanks Gary

but I think I worked it out. at least it works for me

NOT THE WAY TO GET LAID

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Listen and I'll tell you how it's done
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If you want a woman, learn from one
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Don't assume this is all for your fun
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These are not the ways to get laid


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Don't play the cool sophisticate,
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To prove how smart you are
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Telling all your kinky fantasies
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Just won't get you very far