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Thread #123536   Message #2721338
Posted By: Rasener
11-Sep-09 - 04:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: Useful / Useless things learnt at school
Subject: RE: BS: Useful / Useless things learnt at school
Useful things I learnt at school were

How to throw the old style pen and knib at the blackboard

How to flick ink soaked blotting paper using a ruler with great accuracy.

How to undo and rebuild a desk whilst in a lesson.

How not to get caught.

The cane hurt, but the thin slipper on the backside was even more painful.