"the revolting white teddybear wearing a tartan flatcap."

Oh, don't get us started...!

Too small cups, a single serve pack of coffee, and a couple of sugar lumps PLUS a needlessly massive box covered in gold ribbons.. yours for just &28.99!

Three anorexically skinny bottles of cooking oil (containing some vague herbal confetti) yours for just 31.99!

A jar of jam, and a teaspoon to serve it with (revolutionary notion that one!) £12.99!

General random plastic shite £15.99

Other random shite £19.99

OK so I'm making up the prices, but then so do they..