I hang on your every word, said the convicted killer to the judge.

No, of course not. I have to clean it and put the sights and things on. This is an Army surplus, but new in the box, .22 single shot target rifle. Not one of those full auto .50 things they use in Canada to hunt bunny rabbits and/or spray the woods and fields with lead. This is a precision tool, with a sight capable of moving the strike of the bullet 1/5 inch at 100 yards. This is rifle is capable of putting one bullet into the hole made by the previous one. I'm not, but the rifle is.