My neighbor was out last night with his tiny little dustmop of a dog. Freddie loves to torment this poor animal - sits across the street and glares at her. She is kept in by an Invisible Fence.
So the dog is barking at Freddie and Ed (read Godzilla The Cat) stomps out from behind a bush to see what the f is going on. The guy shouts "Holy shit! Look at the size of that thing." Then picks up his dog in case Ed attacked. Pretty funny.