Jes' up from a prolonged and well-deserved slumber? A mos' Happy Birthday to you! May nothing go amiss or a-muss on this, your day of days. May a non-sandy Eggo with a candle in it greet you for breakfast, before you at last become a truly gifted musician. Instead of wishing you many happy returns, I hope everything's the right size or fit to begin with. We'll check out this year's model of yourself at Getaway.