Evolved? Well, not so anyone would notice.

Lemme see, now. . . .

I'd say I'm more beige than white, really. What some people might call "cosmic latté."

Scottish on my father's side, Swedish on my mother's side, I don't tan worth a hoot and I sunburn fairly easily. I have the same hair style as Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Some folks mistake this for baldness. Not so! It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

Don Firth