What would ya do with a kayak, ennyhoo, Amos? We all know there's no water in Sandy Ago (lessn' ya wanna venture out in the not-so-pacific in it).
Hope you and Hugh and Mark et al. can get a good jam goin' to commemorate this momentous occasion (you bein' on the verge of turnin' 30 next year an' all).
I can't be at the Getaway to give ya a hug, so have Jacquie, Dani, Janie, and the other "floozettes" give ya extras for me, OK?
Finally, ponder this:
Birthdays come but once a year. Aren't you glad you're not a ...