Old theme, but I just got this today...

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished , Mary asked .. 'How much for that faucet?

' Walt replied , 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' My goodness that sure is a lot Mary exclaimed . Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled , 'Mary, you wanna screw for that
hinge?'

Mary replied , 'No, but I will for the faucet.'