In honor of the onset of football season (and by "football", I mean real North American football, as played by large men with few brain cells, not that which our UK brethren call "football" and which we North Americans call "the game children play until they've headed enough balls to kill enough brain cells to play real football"), I have composed...

The MOAB Fight Song
(To the tune of "It's a Small World After All")

We will fight, fight, fight for our MOAB thread
We will fight, fight, fight for our Ralphs and freds
We will fight 'til we're tired, then we'll go off to bed
We will fight for MOAB thread

We will post, post, post to our MOAB thread
We will post, post, post 'til our brains are dead
We will post, then we'll play with our iPhones instead
We will post to MOAB thread

We will get incoherent for our MOAB thread
We will talk gibberish like some old pot heads
Though no one understood a God damned word we said
We will fight for MOAB thread