It really happened: an Air Force pal and I were on the way to Juarez, planning to visit a certain house.

"I sure hope there's a Chinese or Japanese girl. I've really got a yen for an Oriental woman."

"It's liable to cost you a bit more than that."

=== Classics ... I think the true classics are the three-parters, such as, "A priest, a rabbi, and a a Baptist preacher were playing golf ..." or when the same person does something three times, and the last time is the punch line. == Johnny