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Thread #95401 Message #2725014
Posted By: Dead Horse
16-Sep-09 - 06:09 PM
Thread Name: BS: 'you're so old...' jokes needed for 60th
Subject: RE: BS: 'you're so old...' jokes needed for 60th
I believe you are in Oz, so......
You are so old you came here on a ten quid assisted passage.
You stole the ten quid and got transported for free!!!
So old.....Captain Cook was still a mess boy.
So old.....was chief wrangler on the Ark.
So old.....can remember when Seven Up was called Two Up