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It's a thread of bullshit, a thread of crap
It's a thread that might give a dog the clap
We must wear hazmat suits
And L.L. Bean hip boots
It's a big thread after all

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CHORUS:
It's a big thread after all
Nothing 'bout this thread is small
Bigger than a shopping mall
It's a big, big thread

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There is just one Mom and and we're all her kids
Even Gluon, freds, and some giant squids
Though our way, it is steep
And the BS is deep
It's a big, big thread

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CHORUS:
It's a big thread after all
It's like coughing up a hair ball
Why we post, I don't recall
It's a big, big thread

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