So, now that today actually is your Bday, ta hell with PEACE & QUIET. PARTAAAAY!

Whaddya at me zon, me zon? An don' be tellin da loikes a me yee are not at n a wee bit. I knows better n at. Just stay away from da rum n coke n brown bread n molasses, eh? At our age, relaxin is good, but relaxativin ain't. Sure n yer burnt toast will help, but she's a bitch gitner down yer troat next on eh? Specially if yee got no good tee out da foothills wha? Near loike eatin a sculpin sure.

A nod and a wink from da Far East I says!

Gary (Honourary Newfoudlander... really, I got a permit.)