People have got to give more than just a first name on the thread title, like maybe a Mudcat handle, if the first name is a common one. Of course, if your name's something like Severn, you'll probably not be confused with any other Catter, but that's a matter for December. And everyone seemingly got the right Mrs. Duck.

It's nice to know who you're giving out greetings to, so you don't either make a fool of yourself or else bring out the fool in yourself that God, in His, Her or Their infinite wisdumb created.