Hey, ya'll... It ain't our Rita... It's the Beatles Metermaid Rita... You know, Rita, Rita, metermaid...

The ol' gal is a mere 90 but still cna write you a parkin' ticket if ya like... I mean, a mean motor scoote4r of a parkin' ticket...

But she ain't writin' me none 'cause I sent her a big ol' birthday cake with 90 lit candles all the way from Pine Grove holler to Liverpool...

But jus' in case it diodn't make it, Happy Birthday, Rita and you don't look a day over 60 to me...

Yers,

Bobert