Joe is off trying to make a buck after losing a bundle by investing in Cletus and Paw's latest failure, "Crappers 'R Us." I tried to tell Joe it was a mistake, but he thought he could smell real money in the business. Sadly, the smell wasn't money, just more of Paw's ignited cabbage and onion flatulence. Frankly, it made me wonder where Joe had been banking.

But I fear that the indomitable Mr. Offer may be saving to invest yet again and from what little I know of Cletus' latest scheme, the future does not bode well for Joe. Cletus tried to tell me about it, but I told him to go piss up a slack rope....and of course he tried and the neighbors are mad as hell because he was trying it out front of my house. Anyway, it seems that he and Paw are taking to the campaign trail to try to drum up big crowds for Bush and Cheney. Now right there, I'm all for it, because if you have Cletus and Paw campaigning for you, you're screwed. I'm hoping they don't go through with it though, because I'm tired as hell of bailing them out of the can and this one has jail written all over it.

Spaw