"L-o-double l-i-p-o-p" spells lollipop ( lollipop) It's the only decent of candy (candy) Guy who made it must have been a dandy (dandy) L-o-double l-i-p-o-p you see. It's a lick, on a stick, guaranteed to make you sick It's lollipop for me!
C-a-s-t-o-r O-i-l spells castor oil (castor oil) It's the only decent kind of medicine (medicine) Guy who made it must have been an Edison (Edison) C-a-s-t-o-r O-i-l you see. It's a lick on a spoon, guaranteed to kill you soon It's castor oil for me!
B-u-b-b-l-e G-u-m spells Bubble Gum (Bubble Gum) It's the only decent kind of chewing gum (chewing gum) Guy who made it musta had a lot of fun (lotta fun) B-u-b-b-l-e G-u-m you see. It's a pop, and a chew, and a comie, too... It's Bubble Gum for me!
D-a-v-e-n-p-o-r-t spells Davenport (Davenport) It's the only decent kind of love seat (love seat) Guy who made it must have had a heart beat (heart beat) D-a-v-e-n-p-o-r-t you see. It's a hug, and a squeeze, and a "Oh, Johnny, Please!" It's Davenport for me!
Well, this is how we sing it, and it's the best ever! I love this song and I am 15. lol.
Also, I found this additional verse if you like it. We don't sing it at Camp, but I tried it and it fits with the tune.
Here it is:
O-U-T-H-O-U-S-E Spells outhouse, outhouse, It's the only decent kind of bathroom, bathroom, The guy that made it must have been a really loon, real loon, It's O-U-T-H-O-U-S-E Spells outhouse, outhouse, It's a hole in the ground, Don't fall in or you'll drown, It's an outhouse for me.