Now, now, John. You know Morris dancers DO look ridiculous. After all wearing your belt round your thighs, no laces in your shoes and a sideays baseball cap is far more sensible. Besides, just what is wrong with sticking to the tradional arts of trying to sing into a Karaoke machine while being incapable of speech or synchronised vomiting outside the pub on a Friday night..?

:D (eG)