The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2728987
Posted By: Amos
22-Sep-09 - 02:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
GEtaway musical frolics were severely disrupted by the arrival at the West River, MD retreat of four large black SUVs which disgorged eleven assorted Federal agents of large and beefy demeanour, and one disheveled looking prisoner who said his name was Little, and who insisted he was a registered participant. The agents, contrariwise, conceived said Little, last name Hawk, aka George, was in fact a terrorist and had been apprehended crossing international borders in the back of a Good Humour van heading into Michigan for supplies, where he was wearing a popsicle costume. Investigations are still pending, but Mr. Hawk did manage to substantiate his story by singing a Dylan number, "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue", upon which forty-five of the participant folkies began to divide into seven amorphous groups and enter into a hot debate as to whether or not his performance constituted folk music. The agents eventually retreated in dismay and confusion, promising to come back with reinforcements from their Smithsonian division.