Cyril Tawney wrote an amusing song caled Five Foot Flirt.
I think that it might have started out rude, but, gentleman that he was, he toned it down for his wife and civvy folk.
The verses all end in "Jim kissing you"

My theory.
Cow verse. "Jim stuck in you"
Chicken verse. "Jim having you" (Assuming original "...fox HAD my chickens..")
Church verse. "Jim pumping you"
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