The gnu which some have alluded to herein, a large dumb animal only intent upon eating, drinking and laying about (I have chosen not to address fornication as it is a given, if only in mind), has a name enunciated differently from the ungulate which also bears the name Wildebeeste. This rare animal's name is enunciated as gah-nu (think canoe).

Further, the proper enunciation of the alternate name for the above cited rare animal which is not an ungulate, also Wildebeeste, is Gary.