The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41141 Message #2732176
Posted By: Joe_F
26-Sep-09 - 10:01 PM
Thread Name: Req: Two line jokes...good ones!
Subject: RE: Req: Two line jokes...good ones!
A millihelen is the amount of facial beauty required to launch one ship.
A microhelen is the amount required to arouse one sailor.