You know of course that Joe Offer hates these threads. He claims they're all the same and hence there are too many of them so I led a drive awhile back to assure that each birthday thread is a bit different. This generally involved my making suggestions to the birthdayee such as "Kiss My Ass." Happily this thread shows that 'Catters have learned and post lots of different things!

So now I get the chance to insult Joe instead! Dan, I don't know if you're aware that Joe is a failed priest and also a past federal investigator. Combined with his midwest upbringing, you can readily see why Joe is such a tight ass......a really tight ass! Seriously Man, the guy hasn't shit a turd bigger than a garbanzo in years and even they are twice the size of his balls. I kid you not.......A former love interest of Joe's described his equipment as resembling a melting Fudgcicle flanked bt two Tic-Tacs........

But as to the matter at hand (and you need to get it out of your hand)................

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Spaw