What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you call a man who's been buried for 2000 years?
Pete

What did one road say to the other road?
Meet you at the corner.

What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?
Snowballs

What did the mouse say as he screwed the female elephant?
Suffer, bitch!