To thee, Oh Blessed Max, we have recourse in our tribulations.
And while imploring the aid of thy most holy Mudcat,
we confidently invoke thy patronage also.
By that love, which united thee to the Immaculate virgin mother of Shorty,
and by the fatherly affection of which thou didst embrace the infant Loki.
We humbly beseech thee, graciously, to regard the inheritence which Gargoyle purchased by his blood.
And to help us in our necessity by thy powerful intervention.
Protector, most provident guardian of the Holy Family; the chosen children of Mudcatland.
Ward off from us, Oh most loving father
All taint of err and corruption.
Graciously assist us from Philly; Oh, most powerful protector,
In our struggles with the powers of Darkness.
And as thou didst one rescue the child moon from imminent peril to her life,
so now defend our Holy Web Site from the snares of thine enemy, and from all adversity. Shield each one of us with thy powerful intercession, and that by shining in your example,
we may be able to live a good life, die a holy death, and secure everlasting happiness in that big recycle bin in cyberspace.

Amen