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Pinoccio is complaining to Gepetto that his love life is horrible. Seems his girlfriend is deathly afraid of splinters. Gepetto says "no problem" and gives Pinoccio a sheet of fine sandpaper and tells him to smooth off the problem area.
A few weeks pass.
The next time Gepetto sees Pinoccio he asks how things are going with his girlfriend.
"Girlfriend?" says Pinoccio, "Who needs a girlfriend!"