That would probably be a lot of fun. He does some good songs. On the other hand, what about all the dorks in the audience? I'm not sure I could put up with being surrounded by people wearing quasi-pirate gear and carrying parrots on their shoulders and swilling Maragaritas, and so on. I heard that there was a Jimmy Buffet concert down in Florida once where 100,000 parrots panicked when there was a power outage. The birds all started flying around chaotically in the arena and pooping on people. Thirteen fans died by smothering in guano, and thirty-four people got trampled by other people trying to recover their birds.

I'm not sure if I can take that sort of thing.