Oh God, that's it. Lock all the silver away! Nail down anything that moves! Count the light bulbs before the event and after! Frisk them for offensive weapons! And whatever you do, don't let them anywhere near anything remotely resembling alcoholic drink.

I'm only kidding of course. Peta and Ken are two of the most warm hearted and delightful people you could ever meet anywhere, and great mates. Bloody good singers as well.

And if you're still wondering, Ken and I take the piss out of each other unmercifully.

Enjoy.