Okay, this is my first attempt at something like this, and really I should be working, but hey...
"You may sing of mountain monsters and of creatures of the deep
With tales to frighten children when they will not go to sleep
The Seljord Lake has Selma and there's serpents up in Sweden
And a mighty snake is said to guard an apple tree in Eden
But laugh no more! The tales are true, and I'll be more specific
They've found a race of giant squid down in the South Pacific..."