Oh Uncle Bert! Not that story again (as I edge towards the door...)

A smelter in Bhrain must be the top of the pile but you should try the engine room of a WWII era destroyer in the summer with the heat hovering around 125 degrees and the ventilation shut down for NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) warfare simulations. Know ye thou dwellers in the south, I know heat. That's why I chose Maine when I settled down.