First of all, Eb... You got what it takes to be a Bobert Floozie... Hey, with all the fine lookin' womenz that you see in the videos of last year I can appreciate a fine lookin' womanz that is more than eye-candy... You got 'um all beat...

Yo, jacqui... here's what I want you to do... I here that you and the Capt'n is holed up at the No-Tell Motel in Deleware which, BTW, just happens to be the boa-only capital of all motels east of the Mississippi so...

...pour 'bout 3 'er 5 Scotches in the Captain then step into the bathroom to supposedly powder yer nose... 'Cept rather than powder yer nose you, ahhhhh, get nakked and come out of the bathroom wearin' just the boa...

Eeeeowwweeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Cowabunga!!!

See ya' Saturday and if that little trick don't kilt off the Capt'n then tell him I'll see him Saturday, too...

BTW, he ain't bringin' his *harpoon* with him ,is he??? (lol)

B~