It's been SO many years since the guy got a $15,000 grant to study "Why children fall off tricycles" I'd nominate him today.



(It turns out, you see, that tricycles (the old metal ones, not the newer plastic ones) had a high center of gravity, and only 3 wheels! And that children were often not coordinated, and were often careless and took chances!)

I have some other complex issues that *I* will explain for...oh...$1000 apiece.