Yeah, you're right, Dave....You are SO much better than me. I apologise most humbly and beg forgiveness at your feet for being born so bloody daffy brained that it drives you insane. I think it's wonderful that God chose you to educate people like me and my word, we should all be so damned grateful, because how the f*ck would we exist without people like you 'teaching' us how to think, how to write, telling us WHAT to write, picking us up on every single word we say, pointing out our faults all the time without ever believing a single word we say.

How the f*ck would we ever get to LIVE without folks like you around, huh...?

can't see why I've never seen it before, but then, heck I'm sooo stoooopid, right, so I guess it's hardly surprising...



Tell me though....as someone who (apparently) writes nothing but crap, WHY do I manage to make you incensed to the point of obsession?
WHAT is it about me that has enraged (seemingly) an entire section of the English Folk World to the point where they've had a campaign to silence me?


I tell you what, I withdraw my apology. You want to know why? Because I the Right to Write as I so choose, same as you do.   

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting." - e. e. cummings

I've fought damn bloody hard for that right....and no obsessive prat will ever make me feel inferior, so perhaps they should stop trying to do it.

The difference between you and I, Dave, is that I am happy that I'm me, and you are not.

My brain is bouncy, and I LOVE it!