I've waited long enough for someone to pick Kendal up!
Look, matey, what have you got against us tosspots? If it wasn't for us, all the pubs and bars would have gone out of business by the time you matelots got back ashore, and you'd have to buy from a bottle-shop and drink it in an alley.
More power to the tosspots' elbows, that's what I say.

And Shane probably agrees!