Nope, that wasn't the report, actually.

The report was in the Daily Mail...(Boomf Boomf Boomf, as they all tumble down like Matchstick Men in shocked, outraged horror at the very mention of that name!)

I was kinda stunned and thought..."Aha, here goes The Mail again!" as I've heard such bad things about it on Mudcat...so I thought I'd ring up Exeter Uni, as they'd put that in the report, to find out if it was true or not...it was.

Ring them up, Dave, if you don't believe I did it...ring them up. You have my full permission.

Then you can put it in your 'Things Lizzie Says' book where you can cross reference every word I've ever put down...



"Long may her G-strings prosper and her list of GCSEs lengthen."

If you get your G string caught in your GCSEs, could it be a problem, Sweetum? Where've you been? I haven't seen you for a while. I expect you've been yattering Above Stars, as opposed to Below...

Can G strings lengthen also?   (bemused smiley)