Nah, Dave....I'm afraid I don't believe those figures about pregnancy.

Of course, the entire Benefits System is geared up to encourage early pregnancy anyway...

"WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOSH!" is heard across the nation, as they all reach for Google to look up 'Benefits and Pregnancy' to prove the Witch wrong, yet again, and hang her out to dry...

You lot do make me laugh at times...