Yeah, well I wasn't truly expecting him to be...although I did ask for him by name first, actually, smart arse, but I did get to speak to one of the ladies in his department..

This gets funnier and funnier. Keep going Lizzie - I am thinking of publishing it somewhere.

You telephoned a consultant paediatrician at his place of work to ask him if he was a paedophile, not expecting him to answer. So you asked one of his staff instead.

Well at least they didn't patronise you.