"You telephoned a consultant paediatrician at his place of work to ask him if he was a paedophile, not expecting him to answer. So you asked one of his staff instead."

Er....I used to work for Consultants, for your information, (although I'm sure that's listed in your 'Things Lizzie's Said' Book, so I know they don't answer the phone...

Dave, have you seriously sat yourself down and asked yourself why you're so obsessed with me?   I mean there are loads of other people on this thread, but time and again..er.............

Tell you what, you go down to the park, and talk to 13/14 year olds about anal and oral sex, and when the nice policeman comes to take you away, you can just tell him that you were trying to get the kids to see 'there's another way of doing things' and see what happens...

Here you go.... Corporate Sex Education Industry kits...